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Another day, another porn shop. [Jan. 29th, 2007|07:00 pm]
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[Current Location |Kinky Darla's Tabu Toys]
[Current Mood |exhaustedexhausted]

Jordy pulled up to 'Kinky Darla's Tabu Toys' and got out of her car.  She was wearing a tiny black tank top, and hip hugger jeans.  Her hair was in pigtails and she had on a pair of sunglasses.  She pulled her glasses on top of her head and started walking into her work.  She got in and Darla was stocking new videos.

"Hi Darla." said Jordy as she put her purse down and lite up a cigarette.  "Oh hi Jordan.  How are you doing today?"  Darla was a middle aged woman who was kind of on the heavy side, but good hearted.  "I'm doing okay I guess.  Just came from visiting with an old friend."  Jordy was speaking of Dante and the conversations they had at the Quick Stop.  "Oh what did you guys speak about?"  Jordy flicked her ashes into the ashe tray and took another drag.  "Oh you know sex, friendship, work, sex again.  My friend is newly married and having a kid.  And ya know he gets weirded out when I joke about when we fucked each other a few years back"  Darla laughed and contuined to stock videos.  "Then I dished how I slept with my crushes cousin, and fucked a girl my cousin once slept with and whom my friend liked.  You know quality conversation."  Jordy sat down at her counter and started her daily ordering.  She couldn't stop thinking about Randal and the mistakes she had made in her life.

TAG: Anyone and everyone.  All customers and characters welcome!
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Application [Nov. 28th, 2006|11:13 pm]
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Name: Jordan Brandt or Jordy B for short

Gender: Female


Portrayed by ( As in what celebrity or who your character looks like, NOT who's RP'ing them ): Mena Suvari

Personality: Kind of like a female version of Randal. The only time she is beyond happy go lucky is when she sees or is around Randal.

History: The younger cousin of Alyssa,  Heather and Trish Jones.   Never hung out with Trish sense I thought of her as a complete whore, but I hung out with Alyssa all the time.  That is only after she became a lesbian.  She couldn't fuck my game up then. 

How awesome is Randal?: Fucking great!! I have a crush on you, so I think your beyond awesome.

RP Sample: ( atleast a paragraph )

God, why in the world did I even apply at this place? Let alone WANT to work here? I mean, look at this fucking place. I work at a place that's called 'Kinky Darla's Tabu Toys'. I should of known what I was going to get myself into.

[[an older gentlemen walks in and goes to the desk]]

"Can I help you sir?"
[[The older gentlemen looks her up and down.]]
"Sir, I can't help you when your eyes are glued to my tits and making there way to my clit."
"Is the peep show ready?"
"Oh yea.. it's all ready to go. I mean, I haven't cleaned all the jizz stains from the previous customer but it's ready to go."
"You don't have to get all smart about it miss"
"And you don't have the be the wonderful pervert you are." [[hands him his peep show ticket]] "Enjoy the show"
[[customer mumbles]] "Bitch" [[customer walks away]]
"Thank you come again"

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Characters [Oct. 9th, 2006|10:41 am]
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I wanted to apply, but what characters are still left?
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OOC: You what I really hate? [Oct. 2nd, 2006|05:15 am]
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[Current Mood |pissed offpissed off]

Not getting credit for what you've done. Sometimes it's acceptable. If you ghostwrite a book, or maybe you write something for a friend. But even then you get atleast some credit. But, the worst, I think, is when you look around, minding your own business, and you found something you wrote or anything you've done, that was uploaded by someone else, and no credit whatsoever was given. Now THAT... straight out pisses me off. Don't you agree? I mean, even if it's something you did half of, I would think you would give -some- credit to the person other than yourself. If you made an icon and send it to someone, not saying, "Hey, it's yours. You were the one that made it, not I," but because they simply asked for it, and you find out that the person uploaded it, at say, a DeviantART account, you would expect atleast a little credit, right? Especially when you're not even told. And a little heads up, if you have no way of contacting the person who ACTUALLY did the work... Don't. Upload. DO NOT. UPLOAD. And don't you ESPECIALLY upload without giving credit.

I didn't think this was hard to understand. But apparently, to some people, who will be mentioned in a minute, it is. All of you are pretty cool people. Reasonable people, as well. So I never thought none of you would be guilty of this. But apparently I was wrong.

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OOC: So. Anyone still here? [Sep. 23rd, 2006|05:43 pm]
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Because the only ones that have been active as of late have been Dante and me. Not good. Where the fuck are the people that applied and I approved? We had a full list. This is depressing. I'm especially sad that Elias went MIA. The best I had seen. ( The ONLY I have seen ).

So, the rules are simple. Reply to this thread stating you want to say within this community, or I'll cut ya.


Out of the community.

Not... Like... with knives... You know what I mean.

So. Who's still here?
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"You won't be missed." [Sep. 10th, 2006|06:37 pm]
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[Current Location |RST Video]

The back door of the establishment opened and there entered Randal Graves. Escaping the overabudance of drama from the Quick Stop. He shook his head a bit, then looked at the time. Jesus, it wasn't even time to open up RST. Still, the place was his sanctuary, it seemed. He was fine with this. He had a good hour until it was actually neccesary for him to open up, and so, Return of the Jedi was in order. However, when he made his way toward a copy of the all-time favorite and classic, his eyes strayed to a lone porn title.

He arched an eyebrow, the name striking at him. Picking up, his eyes scanned the title. "Anita Pussy." He paused for a moment. Usually with porn titles, they had some sort of weird title, that when you say them outloud become clear. Humpback Mountain, Good Will Humping, stuff like that. He couldn't quite place it for this title, though. "... Anita Pussy.... Anita Pussy...." He crossed his arms, then blinked, laughing a bit. "Anita... INeedA...." He chuckled, nodding a bit, "I get it. Great word play, there." Hm. Best lesbian scenes all in one collection. He nodded a bit, he could always watch Return of the Jedi later.

He looked toward the window, noticing Dante was infront. With gloves. He went toward the door, swinging it open, but not too far as to hit the guy, popping his head out, "Hey, you wanna see this tape of some lesbian sex scenes?" His eyes went toward what he was cleaning, or rather, his nose picked up the scene. He shook his head, "Bunch of savages in this town." He wasn't quite sure if this was too soon after the drama that unfolded in Quick Stop, but, this was Randal. He was far from appropiate.
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(no subject) [Sep. 2nd, 2006|09:05 pm]
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Dante's car drove up to the quick stop. It was still early, but Dante was here like he'd always be. The car was parked and he got out. The usual feeling of Deja Vu played through him and he pulled the keys out of his pocket, slipped the key into the lock and turned the key. A satisfying clunk and the lock was lifted out of the hasps of the door. He leaned over and grabbed the bottom of the door. He paused for a moment, took a deep breath, No coffee machine, no coffee machine... The shutter was thrown up and Dante was greeted by his reflection through the small port hole of the advertisements. A dark store was viewed and Dante smiled. "No coffee machine." He rose the other shutters and then went in. It was so cool being in charge. No asshole boss to lie to you. No more dreading coming in here. It was his, he wanted to be here. It's amazing what owning the place you work at does for going to work.

It was amazing though. The second the Quick Stop re-opened it was like it had never been closed. The regulars that had come in before it's conflagration came back. Like nothing had happened. The milk maids, the guidance counselors, smokers, though, Dante had to admit, the number of smokers had declined immensely. Society's new non-smoking kick really dampened people's trust. Which Dante wasn't a smoker, he could understand why people did it. The world was stressful enough as it was. What would be more amazing is if the government would simply legalize marijuana. The number of regular cigarette smokers would disappear! Dammit, where was Randal? This was a good idea and he needed his counter-point. Fuck, why does he always get these brilliant ideas when no one's around?

Dante filed it away and went outside to get the newspapers dropped off by the trucks. A nice fresh stock, the same old news headlines. Every stupid newspaper trying to get the attention of a passerby. Dante turned to see the wall underneath RST Video's window was decorated in a wonderful brown liquid. "Puke...wonderful, bunch of savages in this town." The hose was out back.

((It's another day, another time to rp :) Hey mod, we can bring random customers in with our journals right? We don't have to bring our characters in?))
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The clock ticks along indicating the time [Aug. 30th, 2006|12:24 pm]
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[Current Mood |thoughtfulthoughtful]

Dante scratched at his neatly trimmed beard. His mind wandering more and more as the minutes ticked by. So far Alchemy had been doing a great job. Mia would be starting tomorrow. Randall seemed really impressed and the fact that she didn't slap him or knee him in the balls before they had finished their interview really spoke that she could hold her own. With enough experience Dante would feel a little better about leaving the store in the new employee's hands. Creating a new generation of him and randall almost scared him.

The possibility of adding on a back room to connect RST and the QuickStop still sounded like a great idea. Then they could have a break out room or an office for stuff. Files, stock, payroll, the rest of the crap needed to keep the place running. Right now, that was all back at his and Becky's house on his computer, which really bothered him, he should print them out and keep hard copies. A place to put a safe to put the nightly deposits away so they could switch to weekly deposits and Dante wouldn't have to make that trip every night after closing. He'd keep it at home, but he didn't want that looming over his new family's head.

Dante shrugged letting his eyes scan the empty store. "Just like old times." He settled his chin back into the palm of his hand as he returend his eyes back to the television. Same old news, same old stories.

((Open for customers, anyone and everyone who's still around. If no one, let's get to the next day at the quick stop/rst! Who knows, it's all good. This doesn't mean the old thread has to be forgotten about. :) the magic of writing.))
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OOC: Minimum Posts... [Aug. 30th, 2006|03:04 am]
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Sad to say I've noticed a decline in activity. Now, I know I, myself, haven't been that active in the past few days, and I understand that everyone has lives and such a-WAY from the computer and the internet. However, I still would like this Community to have atleast SOME activity and not declare it dead. Now, I'm not gonna ask you to post EVERYDAY. That's crazy. But, I am going to put out a minimum posting for a week.

I want everyone, EVERYONE, I don't care how, but do it, to post, ATLEAST... Three times a week.

I don't think I'm being unfair with this. I don't want this place to die when it barely started, so please, all of you, just try. That's all I ask.
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RST Video [Aug. 11th, 2006|01:36 am]
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Elias swept the stack of videos up awkwardly, trying to balance it, the memo pad and the keys to RST. He’d made it all the way out the door before giving in to the impulse to move a hand to his forehead to brush an unruly strand of hair back. This, of course, caused the videos to tumble unceremoniously to the ground. Elias sighed, picked them back up and apologized to the customers before unlocking the doors to RST video.

He truly did love his job.Collapse )
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