||[Nov. 28th, 2006|11:13 pm]
Clerks: The Roleplaying Community
Name: Jordan Brandt or Jordy B for short |
Portrayed by ( As in what celebrity or who your character looks like, NOT who's RP'ing them ): Mena Suvari
Personality: Kind of like a female version of Randal. The only time she is beyond happy go lucky is when she sees or is around Randal.
History: The younger cousin of Alyssa, Heather and Trish Jones. Never hung out with Trish sense I thought of her as a complete whore, but I hung out with Alyssa all the time. That is only after she became a lesbian. She couldn't fuck my game up then.
How awesome is Randal?: Fucking great!! I have a crush on you, so I think your beyond awesome.
RP Sample: ( atleast a paragraph )
[[thinking]] God, why in the world did I even apply at this place? Let alone WANT to work here? I mean, look at this fucking place. I work at a place that's called 'Kinky Darla's Tabu Toys'. I should of known what I was going to get myself into.
[[an older gentlemen walks in and goes to the desk]]
"Can I help you sir?"
[[The older gentlemen looks her up and down.]]
"Sir, I can't help you when your eyes are glued to my tits and making there way to my clit."
"Is the peep show ready?"
"Oh yea.. it's all ready to go. I mean, I haven't cleaned all the jizz stains from the previous customer but it's ready to go."
"You don't have to get all smart about it miss"
"And you don't have the be the wonderful pervert you are." [[hands him his peep show ticket]] "Enjoy the show"
[[customer mumbles]] "Bitch" [[customer walks away]]
"Thank you come again"